bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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