it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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