Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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