I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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