hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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