they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
My breasts were aching with rage.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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