How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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