you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
