Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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