i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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