Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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