She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's never too late to be topless.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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