so explain again why im purple
no
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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