Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
