drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
