I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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