No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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