He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
