If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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