She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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