I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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