the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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