Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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