We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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