They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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