Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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