Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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