That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Randomize
