The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
