we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
pray to the hookup gods
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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