I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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