Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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