You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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