totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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