Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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