Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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