sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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