I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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