You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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