she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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