it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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