It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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