your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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