We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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