i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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