Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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