There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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