let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish I only lived at night.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
this must be what syphilis tastes like
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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