just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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