You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
where are my eyebrows?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
