She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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