Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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