Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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