Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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