mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Randomize
