if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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