come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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