Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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