yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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