i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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